Taking Epona To the Next Level

I don't normally like to talk about patents as most of them never really go anywhere; they're just simply ideas that a company is toying with and don't want to get away. This patent though had to be shown to the world. Who in their right mind would ever buy something like that? If you ever wanted to be embarassed playing a game, have your spouse walk in on you at 2:30 in the morning riding your pretend horse.